Me: Siri, you're so smart.
Siri: Thanks for saying so!
Me: Siri, who made you?
Siri: Like it says on the box... I was designed by Apple in California.
Me: Siri, will you marry me?
Siri: My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.
Me: Siri, you're pretty.
Siri: Oh, stop.
Me: Siri, you're fat.
Siri: You're certainly entitled to that opinion.
Me: Siri, I love you.
Siri: I hope you don't say that to those other mobile phones.
I don't, Siri. I don't.
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